Bad poem

Above the mantlepiece. Here's my final sign off for the calendar year. A bad poem that's above the burning fire. Enjoy. It doesn't exist anywhere else.

O heart be tender and true
While thou dost beat
O hands be swift to do
O lips be sweet

Last of 2011

Here are some of the last posts of 2011 folks. It's time to move on to 2012...

Here I am on the coast. It’s a foggy night. I got invited up to a house right on the water and said yes. Bunch of people here and we’re gonna have a good time.

Happy new year to everyone! Have great 2012s

Champagne night

You know you're dropping the ball when you don't have a champagne night at least once every other week. Although it can be nasty stuff. Some bad hangovers have been felt over here.

Celtics lost cause Joey Crawford hates fun. Everyone knows this.

There were flurries this morning but no accumulation. It was cold outside in the driveway. Two doors down from my parents house on the other side of the street is a lot with no house because the house got demolished. There's a fence around the lot.

Like I said, there were little itsby bitsy snowflakes this morning but you definitely could not call it a white christmas by any means. There were gifts, however.

Merry Christmas to all.

To all a good night.

-Splatman

Score

Haven't posted in two weeks. That's also known as a "score."

Jokes

Hiiii

I’m at the kitchen table getting focused. I got my swingline on the table. Highlighter too. Some paper holders (can’t have just one).

There's a 20% off CVS coupon here too that I don't think I’m gonna be able to use because it expires tonight. Got other priorities.

Here’s a good link. You should check it out. It’s a Tumblr of “people who…” so and so. I like it.

PEOPLE WHO

Here’s a cool photo of volvo ocean race. In the first leg of this year’s race two boats lost their masts and one other one ripped a hole in the hull. I also read that the boats are going to be brought onto huge barges and taken around the horn of africa instead of actually sailing through there because it's too dangerous.

Triple J

Been listening to Diplo's triple j mix on the mad decent radio podcast.

Best mix I’ve listened to in forever! Seriously. I’m really digging it. I actually found the tracklist and have been checking out the individual artists and songs. I really recommend checking it out.

If you sign up for the podcast you should be able to download it. I’m not sure what link to post, but I’m sure you can figure it out. Some really cool artists on there, a lot of new ones, and some catchy tunes. I’m feelin it.

oh wait here's the link -- Mad Decent Worldwide Radio

http://feeds.feedburner.com/MadDecentWorldWideRadio

Soooo let’s see. It’s bizarrely warm in December. Like, way too warm. Like, why the heck is it so warm? (Aside, I’ve started saying what the heck instead of what the hell. Lil weird, and I think I started doing it after I heard someone else doing it. Should I use heck or hell? Dono)

So yeah, it’s warm and drizzly today. Shouldn’t it be colder? Strange.

What I'm reppin

Been listening to ASAP Rocky real hard. I just realized that maybe his name is a play on that dude Aesop Rock. But apparently ASAP Rocky had never heard of dude? Eh who knows. I tried to get into Aesop Rock but never really felt him. ASAP Rocky is rad tho, and Clams Casino does a lot of his beats. I’m really digging his mixtape, good stuff.

Sayin what’s up…

Getting cold round here. I installed a bunch more doorsweeps in my apt, great move outta me, gotta eliminate those drafts.

Ohhh yeah I forgot to mention – we got a mini portable dishwasher! Finally! After 26 months of living in the same apt, we finally have a portable dishwasher. This is huge. I have a clean kitchen now, and it’s awesome.

I even made cookies because I knew that I could then clean the dishes. I made chewy chocolate chunk cookies based off a recipe in the Best of America’s Test Kitchen 2010. I’ve made several things out of that magazine, and these ones are pretty good too. I cut up the chocolate chunks too small (blowin it!), but they’re still delicious, and I’ve been handing them out to people.

Yummmmm, I gotta be careful and get back into gym.