I like to think of myself as a boatman. Like, heady cyclists call themselves wheelmen. Well, at least I once heard Jeremiah Bishop use the word wheelman. So, I'll use the word boatman. Or, "boat guy." I'm most definitely a boat guy. But not a motorized boat guy. I don't like motors. I do drive a gasoline powered car, but I'll probably switch to electric when the lease is up. My partner drives electric and it's pretty sweet. I'm getting distracted here...
My earliest memory of non-motorized watercraft is canoeing in Western Maine. Growing up we used to go to Rangeley, Maine for two weeks every August. We would stay at North Camps, which is still in existence. I now understand that this was all a ploy by my father who just wanted a place to go fishing. Not entirely though. We ended up coordinating with other families and the same four families would go up every year. There was an unrelated family that had a son named Adam that I became friends with and I would see him every year. He and I were kind of nerds and liked playing the SolarQuest board game.
Annnnnnyway, as part of this two week trip we would do outdoors stuff. We stayed in this old cabin, which was basically an old sporting camp. My brother and I had the whole upstairs to ourselves, which had like six or seven beds. Apparently later in the year during hunting season they would all be occupied by hunters. This was most definitely rustic accommodations. Not fancy. We played a lot of ping pong outside at a warped green table by the water where the wind would blow the ball off the table. We swam at the beach and built rock walls by the shore.
We went hiking locally at Bald Mountain, Aziscohos Mountain, and Saddleback Mountain. I did not like hiking. Might have had to do with my lousy knees (I now take glucosamine chondroitin every day and don't have chronic leg pain). I don't like getting bug bites, and I would get a lot of mosquito bites. My parents also aren't exactly the crunchy type, nor gear dorks like I am, and so I never had real hiking boots. I remember descending the ski hill at Saddleback wearing Adidas Sambas - the same shoes I wore to play indoor soccer. I just remember the hikes being long, hot, sweaty, buggy, and that I was slow and that the other kids were way faster than I was. It looked like this -
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